Hamburgers don’t judge. I do, though, and hamburgers Ought to be afraid. Advertisements

I don’t like to brag Possibly because I lack Opportunity

I’m a leader, but When I turn to look behind There’s nobody there

The 5-Second Rule Could have saved a lot of lives Before there were clocks

There’s one problem with Letting chips fall where they may: Grease stains don’t come out

It’s time to get up? Every time I close my eyes It’s time to get up

There just isn’t time To do all I’d like to do Which is, mostly, sleep