Two thousand haiku Might have plumbed profundities Good thing I was here! Advertisements

Before Y2K Computer Armageddon Was a fantasy

When I’m partying Like it’s 1999 We play Pokémon

When a deadline looms That’s when I get down to work I’m not proud of that

Two thousand haiku Was a silly goal to set Won’t do that again

I regret nothing And if given half a chance I’d do it again

My daughter was born When she wanted to be born And she’s still in charge