I would like coffee And a hopeful part of me Thinks it might like me

Living right sounds good In the abstract; less so, when You have to grow up

Eating right sounds good In the abstract; less so, when You have to throw up

Exercise sounds good In the abstract; less so, when You have to get up

Snails and tortoises Don’t hitchhike. They have no thumbs. Plus, they’re always home.

When a lizard’s tail Fails to find a worthy bird It remains attached

When the earth has gone Which way will the raindrops fall? And will there be school?