Rise! To greet the day… Rise! To meet its challenges! Rise! I need a ride.

When this president Uses words like “unity” He means you, not he

When the levee breaks I’ll put down my shovel and Try to act surprised

If it’s encroaching You can bet it isn’t good Happy doesn’t croach

I’m wrong once a day Unless that’s today’s mistake Which just proves my point

Scales fall from my eyes Good to know that gravity Works on Pupil Snakes