A razorback clam Is as loving as a cat And they both like sand Advertisements
God made mayonnaise To ensure a predator For the artichoke
History teaches Bad things end; survivors then Have the next last laugh
It’s not a haiku Just because it fits the mold I might once have said
Only anarchists Get to use that circle-A Because rules are rules
Irrational fears Are completely rational To those who are not
Narcissists deserve Unconditional love, too, But they don’t need yours.