No. 421 of #2000Seventeen (#2000Haiku)
We had a mandate Neither he nor I is gay But we had to go
We had a mandate Neither he nor I is gay But we had to go
When I wear a suit That suit knows it’s being worn ‘Cause I wear it out
Avogadro’s mad! He’s constantly muttering Of atomic moles
Six point oh two two Times ten to the twenty-third Is a lot of moles
If I miss my guess Conclusions leapt to therefrom Shall be invalid
Everything you eat Just tastes better on a stick Except human hair
When I grow my hair It’s almost inaudible Just the faintest squeak
Flying bugs? No sweat. I can fix that. Good news, right? Wrong: You don’t like bats.
When you’re way behind And the pack is lapping you Act like you’re in front
Editing haiku: Buying something with one cent And expecting change