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After a long day When you’ve had to work through lunch Household pets are sweet
There’s a kind of cat That acknowledges humans It’s still not a fan
Those who thrive upon Unpredictability Don’t enjoy haiku
Civilization Should mean men can drop the soap And not think of rape
Eyes close all the time Mostly they don’t stay that way Sometimes, though, they do
Hamburgers don’t judge. I do, though, and hamburgers Ought to be afraid.