No. 510 of #2000Seventeen (#2000Haiku)
Civilization Should mean men can drop the soap And not think of rape
Civilization Should mean men can drop the soap And not think of rape
Eyes close all the time Mostly they don’t stay that way Sometimes, though, they do
Hamburgers don’t judge. I do, though, and hamburgers Ought to be afraid.
I don’t like to brag Possibly because I lack Opportunity
I’m a leader, but When I turn to look behind There’s nobody there
The 5-Second Rule Could have saved a lot of lives Before there were clocks
There’s one problem with Letting chips fall where they may: Grease stains don’t come out
It’s time to get up? Every time I close my eyes It’s time to get up
There just isn’t time To do all I’d like to do Which is, mostly, sleep